万卷楼第18集剧情
第18集:第18集
阴错阳差江南织造府王大人，为劝学兴学决定在各县选十名品学兼优的学生，收为义子。万卷楼内也热火朝天地为选拔准备起来。先生特意召集学生家长，决定将孩子们留在家中，临阵磨枪，集中训练三天。平日里一向擅长书法、诗词的阿嚏、东郎更是成了先生的重点培养对象。自暴自弃的二孬趁机给自己放了三天假，杏花奶奶则将杏花女扮男装参加选拔。三日已过，里长和学督来到万卷楼，众学生展示各自的楷书作品，唯独二孬拿出一幅用猪尾巴蘸上墨水写就的草书。可没想到，这“惊天动地”的狂草，居然阴差阳错的正合学督的口味，还要收藏以作留念。诗词考试开始了，东郎临阵脱逃，阿嚏也因为父亲旺财的多语，被取消资格。而二孬因为闹肚子，急着上厕所，脱口而出一句话却歪打正着的将下联工整对出。如此这般阴差阳错，二孬成了王大人的义子……
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